The Top 3 Things My Husband Said Today

1. “I saw a baby at the grocery store that looked exactly like Posey!!! She was Asian.” (Posey is made up of genes that come from every single Eastern European country that ends in “-ania.”)

2. “I bought these because he was wearing a monocle. I mean, there’s a monocle on every single one.”

3. “Wait, is the Women Tell All on tomorrow night?!”